About

I love a joke, and I've got opinions. This site is strictly opinion, humor, and satire. Seriousness will include links in the article, but don't expect much of that here.

Pure IT doesn't exist anymore; cybersecurity and compliance kicked the door down. We graduate more cyber professionals every year, yet the breaches never stop. I love to clown on that fact. Not because breaches are funny; they are serious. It's about the dollar amount businesses are convinced to spend after each breach. The breaches continue to happen.

This site covers IT, cybersecurity, helpdesk fiascos, plus compliance with security frameworks, and whatever else I feel like posting, such as small-town antics. All of it told with sarcasm, humor, and satire, with the occasional real rant or technical deep-dive mixed in.

Bottom line: I think compliance and cyber are both necessary.

And yes, I do run most articles through AI to check grammar and some sources. Before you ask!

If that's not your thing, TikTok's calling.

— Uncle Uptime