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Physics Lab Report: Free Neutron Observed Decaying Near Corner Office.
Edgy

Physics Lab Report: Free Neutron Observed Decaying Near Corner Office.

Laboratory: Third floor, between the break room and the printer that only
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Cattle Drive Down Main Street Ends in Bovine Retreat
Small Town

Cattle Drive Down Main Street Ends in Bovine Retreat

Local livestock briefly take over downtown. Local official takes it back. The
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Threat Advisory: The Robot Uprising Is Experiencing Technical Difficulties
Satire

Threat Advisory: The Robot Uprising Is Experiencing Technical Difficulties

Classification: Stressful (forward to your panicking group chat) Severity: Critical, if you
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So a 900-Megawatt Robot Wants to Move to Your County: A Pros and Cons List
Humorous

So a 900-Megawatt Robot Wants to Move to Your County: A Pros and Cons List

Somewhere in Central Georgia, on a few hundred acres of pine timberland
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